I spent so much money on the weekend wa… Funnily enough this has coincided with me being blocked by Free People.com because I made a complaint after a month when two orders had got lost in the mail. Great… Now I’m going to have to make a fake account, use a proxy server and use my mum’s credit card, and then transfer the money back into her account after. Yeah that’s right #takingthepowerback. I’ll be playing Rage whilst I use my superior computer skills to outsmart their filtering system muahahha.

On Saturnight I went to Ivy for the first time. For the people that don’t live in Sydney it’s basically a club for girls who think they’re crash hot to try and score free drinks off guys who are either rich or think they’re rich. At least that is what I gathered from my observations on the night. I had no idea what to wear so I just put on a simple back form fitting dress, wore a fringed kimono jacket and velvet blue ankle boots. I didn’t have any makeup on so made my debut into classt society with my terrifying face. Inside it’s amazing and has the coolest lighting on the dance floor, and it’s really beautiful and decadent. And so I sat in the booth and there was a girl serving a magnum bottle of Belvedere with all kinds of mixers on the table… Unfortunately I can’t drink vodka anymore, fail… so I paid for my own margaritas. A little bit obsessed with margaritas at the moment. Just when I was like, hmmm this place isn’t so bad I went to the bathroom and a bunch of woggy girls were talking about their boobs jobs, one was like, “I want one” and her friend’s like, “get him to pay for it”. And I don’t mean to be racist by calling them wogs because if anybody goes to Ivy you will see most of the people there are either Lebanese, Armenian, Iranian etc. If people want to cal me a dirty spic or a kike I won’t take it personally. I felt like that meme with the dog in the lab with the caption, “I have no idea what I’m doing”. I was over it by midnight, plus I had a fancy lunch/get maggot work event the next which I will tell whoever wants to know about it (probably no one) another day because this box is getting a bit long and will screw up the layout of all the pretty pictures.